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Good fishing day
Man number one and man number two decide to go visit their buddy John at his new favorite fishing spot. John has been bragging about the fish that he's caught at his new spot for the past week and they want to see what all the fuss is about. They arrive to find John sitting in a chair with his line in the water. He sees them and waves them over to where he's sitting. They walk up to him and see he has a stringer full of fish. John says "See? I told you this place was great. I can catch fish here all day. And there's so many different types in here....some of them I haven't even seen before! And the best part is that I'm the only one fishing here! It's like a dream come true! I tell ya what though....I'm thinking about moving over to the neighboring hole of water. I saw a fish in there that was huge!"

Man number one and man number two observe John for a while. After a minute, Man number one pulls man number two aside and says "Ok...so which of us is going to tell him that this is the zoo's aquarium?"

Man number two replies with "We better tell him before he moves to that neighboring hole of water."

Man number one asks, "why?"

Man number two answers, "That's the shark tank."
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